So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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