I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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