Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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