i used baking grease as lip gloss
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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