thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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