Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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