Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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