It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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