..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
