Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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