No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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