question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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