Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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