I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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