I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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