The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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