Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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