I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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