i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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