You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just blew my weed a kiss
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
