We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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