Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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