It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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