His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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