Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
