that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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