My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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