D3 body, D1 cock
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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