Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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