They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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