My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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