shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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