you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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