Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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