i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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