another moral hangover. fuck.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
she looked like the before picture.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Randomize
