I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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