please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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