I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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