i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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