Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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