The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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