she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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