WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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