I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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