So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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