this boner is exhausting
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize