He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
there is puke in my bra ... again
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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