brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
