Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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