well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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