You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Quick, to the slutcave!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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