Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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