There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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